1. miss-azura:

    who wants to help me bury myself in a mountain of Nutella jars

  2. If My Dog Could Talk

    • Dog: WAT DOING
    • Me: Nothing. I just stood up.
    • Dog: WHERE GO
    • Me: I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room.
    • Dog: CAN I COME
    • Me: I mean sure but I'm literally just-
    • Dog: I COME TOO
    • Dog: WAT DOING
    • Me: I need to open this door.
    • Dog: I HALP
    • Me: No but you're in front of the door. Move please.
    • Dog: I HALP
    • Me: Sigh.
    • Dog: WHERE GOING
    • Me: I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago.
    • Dog: CAN I COME
    • Me: Sure.
    • Dog: I SIT IN LAP
    • Me: No please don't you are-
    • Dog: I SIT IN LAP
    • Me: No there's no room and-
    • Dog: LAP
    • Me: No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you.
    • Dog: RIGHT HERE
    • Me: That's literally on top of my leg.
    • Dog: IT'S PERFECT PET ME
    • Me: I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass-
    • Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
    • Me: I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink-
    • Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
    • Me: I AM
    • Dog: I SIT IN LAP
    • Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME
    • Dog: HOLD SLOBBER TOY
    • Dog: SNEEZE IN UR FACE
    • Me: .......

    mllebennet:

    I’m sort of her lackey at the beginning and then, over time, we develop a friendship and become more like a bickering married old couple" - Sam Riley

    (via fuckyesmaleval)

    fromthemiddleoftheocean:

    Clintasha 4/10 AUs | "Soulmates"
    "Where everything is black and white until you meet your soulmate."
    "Impossible... you can't be!"
    "Sir, we got a problem."

    (via malfoyficents)

    favorite ladies[5/∞]
    ↳ Hermione Granger, Harry Potter

    (via malfoyficents)

  3. zamii070:

    (via cherrypopcherrios)

  4. pemsylvania:

    pemsylvania:

    can you describe fruit without saying the word fruit 

    image

    (via cherrypopcherrios)

    (Source: blesskimye, via lohanthony)